Servant Becomes Cardinal

In a truly heartwarming story of rags to riches, a servant to Julius III was made a cardinal for doing great services to the peoples of Earth: he had once cared for the new Pope’s pet monkey.

Once again, this is why you do not want governmental power placed in the hands of unelected, unaccountable officials.‚  I feel like I may start to annoy my readers with my constant hammering in of the principles of small government, separation of church and state, and freedom for the people.‚  I don’t really care though, because I don’t want to get burnt at the stake for being a “werewolf” or have my governor be some high school buddy of the President or have the Mayor of Seattle get first rights to my newly married wife.‚  If I hammer to the point of annoying some folks, that’s okay.

Your Mom Demotivational Poster

The funny your mom demotivational poster below made me giggle. Giggle, gaggle, goggle, guggle.


Ivan the Terrible: Not A Nice Guy

Living up to his name, Ivan the Terrible was not a really fun guy to know.‚  In 1555, after the completion of St. Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow, he ordered that the architects be blinded so they could never design a prettier building.‚  That act was probably one of the nicest things that he ever did.‚  An enemy of Ivan the Terrible according to one chronicler was “was drawn upon a long sharp-made stake, which entered the lower part of his body and came out of his neck; upon which he languished a horrible pain for 15 hours alive, and spoke to his mother, brought to behold that woeful sight. And she was given to 100 gunners, who defiled her to death, and the Emperor’s hungry hounds devoured her flesh and bones”.‚  In a completely separate instance, Ivan the Terrible became suspicious that the citizens of a city named Novgorod were about to rebel against him and join the Poles.‚  So he had the Archbishop of their city sewn up in the skin of a bear and sent his hounds to chew him up.‚  Next he ordered that over 50,000 of Novgorod’s citizen’s be drowned in a nearby river.

Government officials today are much better at handling power than Ivan the Terrible, so why don’t we just give them them more and trust that they won’t abuse it?‚  The Founding Fathers of America were so silly in trying to keep the government as small as possible… wouldn’t it be nice if we had a much larger welfare state and the government determined the distribution of goods and services and probably the production too?

Videos of My New Fantasy Woman

Hilarious music videos by Leslie Hall.

How We Go Out

Gem Sweater

Wing Man Demotivational Poster

If you aren’t careful, you could end up like Tom Cruise’s wing man in Top Gun.‚  Shot down.

Don’t end up like the poor fat fellow in the wing man demotivational poster below.

Don Carlos, Imbalanced Heir to Spanish Throne Dies: 1568 AD

Don Carlos died in 1568.‚  Who was this fellow?‚  He was heir to the Spanish throne and apparently was severely mentally challenged due to massive inbreeding in the Habsburg dynasty.‚  He had only 4 great- grandparents (most people have 8), only 6 great-great-grandparents (most people have 16).‚  Two of his great-grandmothers were sisters.‚  Sounds like some folks I know down in the American South…

The Peter Pan Man Pictures & Upcoming Interview

UPCOMING: I WILL BE INTERVIEWING THE PETER PAN MAN AND POSTING THAT INTERVIEW TO MY BLOG SOON! IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ASK HIM, LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.‚  PETER PAN HAS BEEN FEATURED ON THE CONAN OBRIEN SHOW AND JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! PLEASE SUPPORT PETER PAN’S CHARITIES HERE.

My boss sent me a link to a fascinating website of a 53 year old man who spends much of his time in Peter Pan outfits.‚  The Peter Pan Man has tons of pictures of himself looking goofy with a wide variety of people and a surprising number of pretty women.‚ ‚  I hope you enjoy the following pictures of the Peter Pan Man as much as I did. He actually seems to have around 100 times as many friends as I do… maybe I should pick out a weird outfit and run with it too!

All pics are from Peter Pans website: pixyland.org

Peter Pan Man Leaping In the Air
Peter Pan Man Leaping In the Air
Peter Pan dressing like Tinkerbell
Peter Pan dressing like Tinkerbell
Peter Pan Man and his beautiful fiancee.
Peter Pan Man and his beautiful fiancee.
Peter Pan Man at Labyrinth
Peter Pan Man at Labyrinth
Not sure what is going on here...
Not sure what is going on here...
Peter Pan Man in school girls outfit
Peter Pan Man in school girls outfit
Peter Pan Man enjoys pretty ladies attention.
Peter Pan Man enjoys pretty ladies attention.
I am buying a Peter Pan outfit today!
I am buying a Peter Pan outfit today!
Peter Pan Man plays in the kiddie pool.
Peter Pan Man plays in the kiddie pool.
Peter Pan Man with another friend
Peter Pan Man with another friend
Peter Pan Man in pretty in pink... say that 3 times fast!
Peter Pan Man in pretty in pink... say that 3 times fast!


The Peter Pan Man may be an oddity, but he seems to be a harmlessly entertaining fellow. I would be interested in meeting him at some point and finding out more about why he is the way he is. I love to talk to people of all different types to learn more about humanity.

Poor Doggy

Watch this dog’s face… possibly the saddest expression in history.

Unprotected Sex Demotivational Poster

Funny unprotected sex demotivational picture below for your fun and joy.

1582: Dr. John Dee Receives Books Dictated By Angels

Dr. John Dee, a mathematician, astrologer & philosopher hired a man named Edward Kelley to help be an intermediary between himself and angels.‚  Through their contact with angels, several books were dictated and written down by Dee that were intended for the service of humanity.‚  The two men toured Europe with their newfound books and ideas for several years until an angel told Edward Kelley that they should share their wives.‚  Dr. John Dee apparently wasn’t such a big fan of swinging.