One day soon I will buy a dog.
The dog will be cute and christened “Bait”.
Women will approach Bait and I.‚ Women love dogs.
They will say, “Ohhh he’s so cute! What’s his name?”
I will say, “Bait.”
“I use him to catch big fish.”
“tee-hehe, am I a big fish?”
“Give me your number and find out I’ll throw you back or not.”
I came up with that walking to work this morning. Genius or douche? YOU be the judge.