A Dog Named Bait

One day soon I will buy a dog.

The dog will be cute and christened “Bait”.

Women will approach Bait and I.‚  Women love dogs.

They will say, “Ohhh he’s so cute! What’s his name?”

I will say, “Bait.”

“Whaaat?”

“I use him to catch big fish.”

“tee-hehe, am I a big fish?”

“Give me your number and find out I’ll throw you back or not.”

I came up with that walking to work this morning. Genius or douche? YOU be the judge.

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Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.