Friend in Iran: Secret Code

If you say the first part, you mean the second… so if you say “I walked the dog” it means “I masturbated furiously”.

“The trees are watching me” means “The Iranian secret police followed me home”

“I found a cherry tree” means “I had sex with a hairy Persian virgin”

“A stick poked me” means “I am now involved in the underground gay scene”

“Allah save us all” means “The government is torturing me for my crimes”

“A bounty of joy has come from my conversion to Islam” means “I am laundering cash”

“A bone fell from the sky” means “I went to a wedding and took home three Persian virgins and made sweet love to them for a solid week.… read more “Friend in Iran: Secret Code”

I completely forgot the frattastic ridiculousness…

…until I saw this video made by a film major who was a frat brother of mine in Sigma Chi. I highly recommend watching it- it’s hilarious, fairly insightful and stars Jimmy Craig (the initial guy interviewed). Jimmy Craig is one of the funniest guys I’ve met in my entire life, but he’s fairly serious here.… read more “I completely forgot the frattastic ridiculousness…”

Busy Bee

Sorry I haven’t posted for a while… I am buried in work.

I am trying to prepare a business proposal and mockup website for the TVI before my company’s October 18th board meeting and I have a ton of stuff to do. I also recently had a friend contact me to build a website for him, so I am trying to juggle a lot of responsibilities.

What a turd

Danny Bonaduce (crazy radio host who had a television show about his addiction to steroids) threw a former “Survivor” reality show winner over his back and smashed his face open at a reality show. The guy had a bunch of teeth broken out. Watch the video.