Don’t vote for Rudy Giuliani, the most frightening man on earth has endorsed him.
I have had discussions with two people recently who have criticized me for not voting, so I think I should clarify why I don’t.
Ever since I was a small child, I have been an avid student of history, economics and politics. I have constantly put my beliefs to the test and have changed them when I found they couldn’t withstand the hot fires of reason.… read more “Why Joel Doesn’t Vote”
“You have to buy girls things to get them to like you…” -G
“Buy a girl a box of wine and tell her, “Drink this, I’ll be back in an hour.” -B
I found a new service that enables you to go to a simple website and set up a phone call for yourself. You can use it to wake yourself up, get yourself away from a boring person or look popular lol.
My flag football team lost in the semi-finals of the playoffs tonight. I had fun, but our quarterbacks sucked.
I watched the San Diego Chargers vs. Minnesota Vikings game tonight and it was pretty entertaining… two big NFL records were set unexpectedly. Adrian Peterson had the biggest rushing game ever with 296 yards and a Charger had the longest play in NFL history (returned a missed field goal from the back of the end zone for a TD at the end of the 1st half).
-go to happy hour with coworkers.
-plock out my eyeballs with a spoon.
-tie fletch up with duct tape, get him drunk and then sell him to a homeless woman for a 16 oz. Natty Ice.
-work, work, work.
-finish reading Atlas Shrugged.
-smoke the Crackalicious and fly around Seattle like Peter Pan.
-eat a cougar.… read more “What to do this evenin’?”
I am going to move to a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific to escape them.