Ingredients in a Fun Weekend

In order to make a fun weekend, obtain the following ingredients:

  • 3 White Russians
  • 1 Depressed Man in Bomber Jacket
  • Bachelorette party with 11 girls
  • Martha Stewart’s Bruschetta
  • 1 sex blogger
  • 12 fatty patties
  • 8 pork loins
  • 3 cases of good beer
  • 1 packed hot tub

Begin mixing and cooking at 4 pm Friday in a low temperature bar and gradually increase the heat throughout the weekend.‚  Toss in copious amounts of alcohol and beware of explosions.

Published by

Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.