In order to make a fun weekend, obtain the following ingredients:
- 3 White Russians
- 1 Depressed Man in Bomber Jacket
- Bachelorette party with 11 girls
- Martha Stewart’s Bruschetta
- 1 sex blogger
- 12 fatty patties
- 8 pork loins
- 3 cases of good beer
- 1 packed hot tub
Begin mixing and cooking at 4 pm Friday in a low temperature bar and gradually increase the heat throughout the weekend.‚ Toss in copious amounts of alcohol and beware of explosions.