More Unintentionally Funny Craigslist Ads: Women seeking men

Women Seeking Men: These are the women that haunt me in my dreams… and not in a good way.

Older Whit Man/Young Black Girl -23

Busy professional? Married? In town for the week? You just need that some one, right now?

23, 5’1″, 120lbs, chocolate silky skin, long black hair, full body.

This young woman needs some guidance. Are you the right benefactor for her?
She can handle all of your needs.

Hmmm… she wants a married old, white man. Bet you $5 she’s a hooker.

SWF seeks herpes-friendly SWM… -42

I just read that headline and I don’t know what any of the acronyms are, but I’m scared of the herpes part!

Looking for a smart & School educated man – 32

I am looking for a School educated woman! We sound perfect for each other!

WTF- 24

why are men liars. Do any of you still have a flick of romance, passion left in you? I hate men, are you able to change that? My heart has been torn out and ripped out and he doesn’t even know… why should I tell him when I have before he doesn’t give a shit…. I am looking for passion and friendship with someone honest and caring. Oh and extremely good looking.

This ad totally makes me want to date you! After all, who doesn’t just love to deal with severe emotional problems?

Want to go out Sunday, Monday or Tuesday night – 23

Or how about Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday? I am veeeery desperate and available anytime!

Long term relationship – 41

I am a down to earth intelligent and fun professional woman seeking a good-natured, sophisticated, fun and responsible man. My goal is to find someone who is, like myself, physically fit, prefers an active lifestyle, is financially secure, confident and without emotional baggage in his 40’s. My preference would be a man who appreciates a child-free lifestyle.
White and singl male only, please

I’m glad you clarified the white only fact for me. I also am a member of the Ku Klux Klan and hate all the inferior races. We will have so much in common!

Looking for my Christian king to serve – 37

I am a christian woman with a submissive twist.I am looking for one man to dedicate my ife too as a friend and eventualy as my husband.Please be ready for the same.I am not looking to jump into sex..i want to know someone first.I am 5.9 tall and a thick woman..not obese.i am a red head as well.i adore a dominant man,but he must be christian as well.I have 2 teen children,and would welcome more if you have tubes are tied.I own a home in Tacoma and have a job i adore.please have the baisics as i do.i am looking for someone close to Tacoma please.long distance does not work for me.Please be single or truely devorsed..separated is not okay.I am looking for a man who truely knows how and desires to take care of a woman.I myself know how to take care of a man.pic for pic.I am a strong and intellegant woman,full of love and affection as well as an out going kirky since of humor personality.i choose submission to my man as it brings me great joy.I am not interested in any thing except monogamy.Have a wonderful day!Thank you for your time.

Jordan- this one is for you! A Christian woman into BDSM !

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Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.