People who know Joel understand that he is a deep intellectual with a wealth of ideas for sharing.‚ Right?‚ Occasionally though, even the great Joel runs into issues that he cannot resolve on his own.‚ For such instances he turns to the audience of his blog for solutions (because they are brilliant enough to read his writing regularly).‚ A few of the most profound questions to enter the thought world of Joel are below.
Deep, profound question #1: What hair color do they put on bald men’s licenses?
Profound question #2: Can men and women have platonic relationships?
Deep question #3: If you were offered $1,000,000 right now to have your mother die one day sooner than she otherwise would have, would you take it?‚ What about one year?‚ Using this logic can you place a monetary value on your loved ones’ life?
Profound question for thinkers #4: Doesn’t a lightning rod atop a church show a lack of faith?
Profound question #5: What is the best opening line to use on Catherine Bell?
Profoundly deep question #6: If “well-endowed” women work at Hooters, do amputees work at IHOP?
Profound question #7: Who will win the national championship football game between Florida and Oklahoma and what will the final score be?
Pro-fun question #8: If women were physically larger and stronger than men, would the relationship between genders be the same?
Profound questioning instance #9: In every sports game there is a winner and a loser, so why do only the winners credit God with determining the outcome?
Deep and profound question #10: If a doctor had a heart attack during an important surgery, would the other doctors work on him or the original patient?
Joel would greatly appreciate your contributions to answering his pround questions.‚ Feel free to answer as you like in the comments below.