At least the ones I date are…‚ They seem normal when I start to date them and then by the end I am usually seriously considering calling the folks in white jackets to take them away.
It would be great to find a rational person to date… but I’m beginning to doubt the existence of such a person.‚ Instead, I am stuck locking my door at night for fear that the Crazies will find a way in to stab me in my sleep.
To tell the truth, perhaps I am the common denominator to all of these insane women… I mean they usually start out normal and then as I progressively get to know them better, they grow nuttier and nuttier.‚ Either I drive them crazy or maybe I just slowly get to know them.‚ My opinion is that it is the latter: one girl tried to force me impregnate her, one drove down a 35 mph road at 60 while screaming hysterically at me and another actually did check herself into a hospital for mental issues… and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
Don’t get me wrong: I have done my fair share of crazy things too… but usually they are more silly or plain dumb than crazy.
On an unrelated topic, have you noticed that the prettier a girl is, usually the crazier she is too?‚ I think women sometimes just think its funny to see how much they can get away with… it validates their self esteem if they can get away with really insane stuff.
So why do men put up with crazy?
Crazy in the head usually correlates to crazy in the bed… if a girl isn’t afraid of taking a hatchet to your plasma television, she usually isn’t afraid of doing it in public either.‚ There’s also the ego building factor- “She isn’t insane, but my magical charm drives her nuts.”‚ ‚ Unfortunately, usually it’s the insane causing her to choke you and not your magic charm.
Crazy women can be fun and bring extra spice into your life, but after awhile you get tired of it.‚ Sometimes you just want to relax and have a peaceable conversation and a glass of wine.