My Kind of Student

Maybe I’m just a little tired right now, but I found the following test exam score card and accompanying letter from the professor to be completely hilarious. Scantron:

Really funny series of answers to an exam question

The guy’s professor sent him the email a day later, here it is:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them
this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

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Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.

7 thoughts on “My Kind of Student”

  1. i think that was my test but i think i filled in all the d’s for my answers who knows not like i ever went to class

  2. HAHAHAHAHAH….that was sweet. I bet it was that Teke frat dude who read “A doll’s house” and then made a doll house that looked like the Teke fraternity.

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