Tonight I saw Wolverine: It’s a completely garbage movie.‚ The last couple of weeks my sex drive has been MIA.‚ Not sure what happened to it.‚ Maybe diet, lifestyle, time of year, or something completely different.‚ Driving home on I-90 my speed kept varying wildly between way too fast and normal speed.‚ On one of my normal speed sections I was passed by an SUV going much faster than me followed by a cop.‚ … read more “Wolverine, Sex Drive, Bigfoot”
Author: Joel Gross
Battle of the Preakness Infield
Evidently the Preakness race used to allow people to bring their own alcohol to the event. In the below video, you can see people chucking full beer cans around. Looks scary.
Does Religion Support Evolutions Goals?
Most religions have two central commands to their followers that also coincide with the central goals of biological life:
- Have as many children as possible.
- Spread yourselves around geographically.
Religion causes people to do evil things to one another and limits the progress of humanity in many ways, but it has survived in part by espousing the central commands above.… read more “Does Religion Support Evolutions Goals?”
Boss Quotes
Entertaining quotes from a supervisor:
“Statistically, you can always come up with an average.”
“Life isn’t fair Rebecca, mkay?”
“Quit banging Google”
Weeds: Fun at First, Then Awful
I have watched a couple seasons of Weeds now during my weekly laundry time. At first, Weeds was a funny and cute show mocking suburban life in a new way.
Now I hate the characters and find the humor stale.
Each episode though is pretty much the same crap with small differences. The show is essentially a cheesy soap opera masquerading as something better.… read more “Weeds: Fun at First, Then Awful”
Puked In My Mouth- Jizz In My Pants Response Video
Funny female version of the jizz in my pants video… “Puke in my Mouth!”
… read more “Puked In My Mouth- Jizz In My Pants Response Video”Jersey People
Entertaining video of the Jersey folk.
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Catholics Selling Indulgences Again
Will Joel follow?
Home By Midnight?
Old post written a while back, but not posted.
Like Cinderella, I have decided that going home at midnight is my best option.‚ Going out is a lot of fun and I meet many interesting people, but it seems that the only thing that happens after 12:30 is that I get more drunk or get myself into trouble.‚ … read more “Home By Midnight?”
Graphic Tee Wearing Douche Bags
Not everyone in graphic t-shirts are douche bags, but the majority certainly are.