I recently discovered an excellent way to help conserve water and energy- urinating in the sink in bathrooms that have no urinal. Each time you flush a toilet, you are wasting over a gallon of water and in older toilets, several gallons. After you flush, a lot of energy is used to refill the toilet with water for the next flush.… read more “How Urinating In Sinks Saves the Environment”
Author: Joel Gross
Douche Bag Rap Video
The ultimate douche bag rap video has arrived. Watch and enjoy.
Flag Football Suckage
Tonight at my weekly flag football game at Memorial Stadium in Seattle, I saw an opening in the opposing defense- they were playing 4 guys up and 2 back and the 2 back had a tendency to not cover the deep sidelines. So I told my qb that he should pump fake it short and throw it deep to one of the sidelines.… read more “Flag Football Suckage”
Cafe Vita Seattle WA
Cafe Vita in Seattle is one of my favorite cafes. I don’t go to cafe’s very often, but when I do I like to come to Cafe Vita because of the great atmosphere. Cafe Vita has hardwood floors, shelves of books, a piano and an upstairs with a good view of Pike street.
Plato and I are sitting here right now, he is reading the “Age of Reason” by Jean Satre and I am playing a game of chess and writing blog entries on marriage, one which is published already and the other which will come out tomorrow.… read more “Cafe Vita Seattle WA”
Marriage
Marriage is a strange beast. Marriage involves dedicating yourself to a single person for the rest of your life. To make such a commitment, you must agree to give up many of your old priorities and take on new ones that may or may not be what you would like.
By getting married, you must give up much of your freedom.… read more “Marriage”
Muscle Man
I just don’t know what to say about this.
Muscle man is really, really, incredibly frightening in so many horrible ways.… read more “Muscle Man”
New England Patriots Sing “The Right Stuff” Video
Funny video of the New England Patriots singing “The Right Stuff”. Pretty funny.
Tom Brady is certainly a little full of himself in this video. But then I would be too if I was a Super Bowl winning quarterback hooking up with tons of beautiful ladies.… read more “New England Patriots Sing “The Right Stuff” Video”
“Miracle Man” Dan Quinn
The guy in the video below calls himself the “Miracle Man” for ladies… see what you think.
“My formula (crazy theory of putting water in a blender to make “perfect water” that will make you younger) will make the Quinn family richer than God.”
Another video of our dear friend Dan Quinn showing his boxing skillz can be found below:
Dan Quinn, the legend leaves a message to his kids….… read more ““Miracle Man” Dan Quinn”
Learning SQL
SQL is fun, but difficult to learn. I’ve been banging my head on a bunch of little problems for awhile and slowly solving them. I am trying to make a database driven web application (albeit a fairly simple one) and I am almost there, but I keep hitting on stupid little snags. Like not knowing how to work in Visual Studio.… read more “Learning SQL”
World’s Greatest Mario Player?
Or World’s Hugest Nerd?
Watch the Nintendo Mario video below to watch the fastest victory every accomplished on the original Nintendo.