Have you been wondering where all that money goes when you fill up your gas tank at $4 a gallon? I’m glad to tell you that it is being very wisely spent by our friends, the oil sheiks of Saudi Arabia. For instance, look at this brand new luxury sedan made out of platinum silver!… read more “Platinum Silver Car”
Author: Joel Gross
El Chorro Climbing Video
Intense video showing the pathway up makindromo to El Chorro. Crazy stuff.
Convicted Sex Criminal FASHIONS!!!
Funny video of a company that has started to sell convicted sex criminal fashions… they stole my business model, the dirty rotten buggers.
Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
Jack Handy is a not-so-famous comedian who’s surrealistic one liner jokes entitled “Deep Thoughts” were made much more famous than he ever was by the television show Saturday Night Live. Born in Texas in 1949, Jack Handy had his first book published by National Lampoon in 1984. Jack Handy is still alive and lives with his wife in New Mexico… meaning that when passes on, I will be forced to hold a Jack Handy Memorial Party.… read more “Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy”
People Being Screwed Globally
I woke up in this morning thinking about how much I am getting screwed by various nefarious governments and the stupidity of other people and decided I should write a series of posts on them. Some of the coming posts are listed below:
-OPEC is the MAFIA- The oil cartel OPEC has artificially been pushing up oil prices and now ridiculously high prices are hurting everyone from truckers in Spain to SUV sales in the US (not necessarily a bad thing).… read more “People Being Screwed Globally”
Scary Hitchhiker
Would you want to pick this guy up and give him a ride around Seattle?
Funny Geek Classifications
How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page
Lately, I started asking myself, what is the formula for the way I choose keywords to optimize for on an existing page? To help people understand this concept better, I have written out an example. The actual equations are bolded, but this analysis should be read normally or you will miss important pieces of information.
I retrieve all of the search engine keyword ranking data, for example I rank in the 7th position for keyword Bake and in the 3rd position for keyword Able.… read more “How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page”
Direct Loan Servicing Center Garbage
One more sign of government inefficiency: The Direct Loan Servicing Center through dl.ed.gov sends me an automatic email on a monthly basis to remind me to pay my loan bill. For the last THREE months the email has contained the WRONG links. I have tried to email them back several times, but there is no easy contact method.… read more “Direct Loan Servicing Center Garbage”