First flag football game of the new Underdog Sports League Seattle was yesterday and my team won. We started the game down 21-0 after our QB threw an interception, but managed to come back after I switched to rushing the QB and we won 35-21.
Author: Joel Gross
Michael Irvin Understands Online Reputation Management
While perusing ESPN yesterday, I ran across the following quote by Michael Irvin, the Hall of Fame NFL wide receiver: “I think it would’ve helped some of them understand that if you make a mistake at 22, you could end up regretting it at 42,” Irvin said. “You got Google and everything out there now, so if you get in trouble, it never goes away.… read more “Michael Irvin Understands Online Reputation Management”
Platinum Silver Car
Have you been wondering where all that money goes when you fill up your gas tank at $4 a gallon? I’m glad to tell you that it is being very wisely spent by our friends, the oil sheiks of Saudi Arabia. For instance, look at this brand new luxury sedan made out of platinum silver!… read more “Platinum Silver Car”
El Chorro Climbing Video
Intense video showing the pathway up makindromo to El Chorro. Crazy stuff.
Convicted Sex Criminal FASHIONS!!!
Funny video of a company that has started to sell convicted sex criminal fashions… they stole my business model, the dirty rotten buggers.
Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
Jack Handy is a not-so-famous comedian who’s surrealistic one liner jokes entitled “Deep Thoughts” were made much more famous than he ever was by the television show Saturday Night Live. Born in Texas in 1949, Jack Handy had his first book published by National Lampoon in 1984. Jack Handy is still alive and lives with his wife in New Mexico… meaning that when passes on, I will be forced to hold a Jack Handy Memorial Party.… read more “Best of Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy”
People Being Screwed Globally
I woke up in this morning thinking about how much I am getting screwed by various nefarious governments and the stupidity of other people and decided I should write a series of posts on them. Some of the coming posts are listed below:
-OPEC is the MAFIA- The oil cartel OPEC has artificially been pushing up oil prices and now ridiculously high prices are hurting everyone from truckers in Spain to SUV sales in the US (not necessarily a bad thing).… read more “People Being Screwed Globally”
Scary Hitchhiker
Would you want to pick this guy up and give him a ride around Seattle?
Funny Geek Classifications
How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page
Lately, I started asking myself, what is the formula for the way I choose keywords to optimize for on an existing page? To help people understand this concept better, I have written out an example. The actual equations are bolded, but this analysis should be read normally or you will miss important pieces of information.
I retrieve all of the search engine keyword ranking data, for example I rank in the 7th position for keyword Bake and in the 3rd position for keyword Able.… read more “How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page”