Today during lunch I changed into shorts and a white T and ran up and down Beacon Hill about 4x… I love the corporate life.
Author: Joel Gross
Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.
I am happier than I ever have been
Recently, I have started to appreciate how incredibly good my life is becoming. I worked hard in pitch black for so long, without any idea of how things would turn out and now I am starting to see some light. I am still eons away from where I want to be in the end, but I am starting to smell the prizes I am after.… read more “I am happier than I ever have been”
What an animal
I just read an article on an Australian man who had ingested a large quantity of ethylene glycol (an ingredient of antifreeze). Usually to treat this issue they give patients pure alcohol to inhibit the toxic effects of ethylene glycol, but the hospital ran out of medical grade alcohol, so they fed him a case of vodka.… read more “What an animal”
Online Poker and Gambling is Highly Addictive
My sophomore year of college in the fraternity was completely insane, so I became a hermit with Faryar in our apartment for my junior year. I tried out several somewhat addictive activities, but by far the most addicting was online poker. I became pretty good and won a lot, but always ended up losing it all after 14 hour bouts of playing.… read more “Online Poker and Gambling is Highly Addictive”
Blue balls…
are the saddest occurrence in the world.
Joel Upgrades the Batcave
I went to Ikea over the weekend with Melanie and she helped me select a new table for my apartment (though I violated her advice and purchased Ikea art because it was cheap). I decided to take a break from my slave labor station (see picture below) to put together my table and clean up my apartment.… read more “Joel Upgrades the Batcave”
Funny stuff
Demotivational Posters– I love these. If I had a million dollars, I’d decorate my entire home with them.
Cop threatens dude with made up charges and is caught on camera. He is now a Youtube sensation. Power trips come back and bite you in the ass.
Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!
My humorous friends have decided to throw a “sausage party”. Here is the invite lol.
Friends!
It’s fall. The air is crispy, the leaves are changing color, and the PCC is lining its shelves with pumpkin ale. This means:
It’s time to have a Sausage Fest!
This Friday, October 12, at 8pm, Ben, Ash and I will be serving up sausage (veggie ones too, though I find the notion blasphemous), beer, fried potatoes, sauerkraut, and anything else we can come up with.… read more “Awesome! SAUSAGE FEST!”
Ahh… lack of education must really suck.
Alice Shannon of Soldotna is very confused… this was a country founded on the SEPARATION of church and state. If she wants them combined, move to Iran. Religion runs the government there… seems to work well, right?
“Bells and Pepper in it..”