Author: Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.

Absolute Domination

The New England Patriots right now look like the greatest football team ever assembled. They not only have one of the most potent offenses, but their defense is smothering.

I watched their game on Sunday against the Washington Redskins (4-2) a good team with a top defense. Not only did Tom Brady rip them for 52 points, but they pitched a shutout until garbage time in the 4th quarter with 3 minutes left and defensive backups playing when the Redskins got a touchdown.… read more “Absolute Domination”

Achievement

Some people say that money is the root of all evil. Those people are wrong. Money is simply a representation of man’s labor. Money is a tool that enables one man to create a good or service and then voluntarily trade it for another man’s good or service. A man who earns his fortune deserves it and should be proud of his virtue that is represented by the money he made.… read more “Achievement”

Pulling

Once, I cheerfully awaited her constant calls. Every text message received was instantly replied to. We talked constantly from the time we woke up, till sleep hit us at night. We spent dozens of hours on the phone. Stolen lunches and nights were spent wrapped up in each others arms. Snuggling was tight and comfortable and happy.… read more “Pulling”

Flag Football Playoffs

Tonight is the first game in my flag football playoffs. My team, the Screamin’ Eagles, is 3-3 and matched up against the 5-1 Griffith Gladiators. I really want to win this game, because it is against some of the guys who were on my team this summer. Their quarterback, Chad, is a cocky man with a rifle arm (I broke my right ring finger catching one of his bullets).… read more “Flag Football Playoffs”

King of America

I have decided that I am going to be the first King of America.

King of America will be a new branch of the government like the Presidency, Supreme Court and Legislature; only it will reside above these. Why do we need a new branch of the government you ask? Every so often someone needs to just step up and make decisions without worrying about what anyone thinks.… read more “King of America”

BCS Blows

The current methodology of ranking college football teams, the BCS standings is a travesty. A computer formula that incorporates a human poll decides which two teams play for the national championship. The problem arises when certain teams don’t play any difficult opponents and go undefeated, like Ohio State last year (which got completely blown out by Florida).… read more “BCS Blows”

Halloween Costume Found

Fletch and I went to Value Village last night shopping for our halloween outfits. Fletcher is going as a 70’s porn star and has grown out a very sketchy mustache for it. I also picked out a stellar outfit, which I shall reveal in pictorial form after I wear it. Look forward to it.

After gathering our gear, we went to Gorditos for a couple of massive burritos.… read more “Halloween Costume Found”

Joel’s Apartment

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The current abode of the future King of America. The view is from Google’s Satellite images and shows my apartment and the homeless park nearby. You can see Washington, Main and 6th all in this picture. The graveyard is where I store my bodies after I hack them up in my bathtub. Don’t ask.