Some people say that money is the root of all evil. Those people are wrong. Money is simply a representation of man’s labor. Money is a tool that enables one man to create a good or service and then voluntarily trade it for another man’s good or service. A man who earns his fortune deserves it and should be proud of his virtue that is represented by the money he made.… read more “Achievement”
Author: Joel Gross
Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.
Pulling
Once, I cheerfully awaited her constant calls. Every text message received was instantly replied to. We talked constantly from the time we woke up, till sleep hit us at night. We spent dozens of hours on the phone. Stolen lunches and nights were spent wrapped up in each others arms. Snuggling was tight and comfortable and happy.… read more “Pulling”
Flag Football Playoffs
Tonight is the first game in my flag football playoffs. My team, the Screamin’ Eagles, is 3-3 and matched up against the 5-1 Griffith Gladiators. I really want to win this game, because it is against some of the guys who were on my team this summer. Their quarterback, Chad, is a cocky man with a rifle arm (I broke my right ring finger catching one of his bullets).… read more “Flag Football Playoffs”
Occasionally…
… when I go through rough spots, I forget that I am a god. It’s nice to be reminded of the truth.
King of America
I have decided that I am going to be the first King of America.
King of America will be a new branch of the government like the Presidency, Supreme Court and Legislature; only it will reside above these. Why do we need a new branch of the government you ask? Every so often someone needs to just step up and make decisions without worrying about what anyone thinks.… read more “King of America”
BCS Blows
The current methodology of ranking college football teams, the BCS standings is a travesty. A computer formula that incorporates a human poll decides which two teams play for the national championship. The problem arises when certain teams don’t play any difficult opponents and go undefeated, like Ohio State last year (which got completely blown out by Florida).… read more “BCS Blows”
Happy Birthday Mom!
I hope you had a good birthday yesterday.
Halloween Costume Found
Fletch and I went to Value Village last night shopping for our halloween outfits. Fletcher is going as a 70’s porn star and has grown out a very sketchy mustache for it. I also picked out a stellar outfit, which I shall reveal in pictorial form after I wear it. Look forward to it.
After gathering our gear, we went to Gorditos for a couple of massive burritos.… read more “Halloween Costume Found”
Joel’s Apartment
The current abode of the future King of America. The view is from Google’s Satellite images and shows my apartment and the homeless park nearby. You can see Washington, Main and 6th all in this picture. The graveyard is where I store my bodies after I hack them up in my bathtub. Don’t ask.
I SEE JEEEEBUS!!!
For genuine proof that God exists, follow the instructions:
1. Relax and concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for 30-40 seconds.
2. Then, take a look at a wall near you (smooth, white surface)
3. You will see a circle of light developing.
4. Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see a figure emerge…
