I feel like a wild Indian, finding many uses for standard products that surround me. Except instead of using buffalo eyeballs as tampons, I find new uses for Gatorade bottles. For the last few years I have used Gatorade not only for it’s wonderfully tasty sports-enhancement product, but also for the bottles this nectar of the gods comes in.… read more “Gatorade Bottle Ideas”
Author: Joel Gross
Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.
Damn it, I’m a Klingon!
What Star Trek Race Are You?
You’re a Klingon! Strong and self-confident, you are a warrior through and through.
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My Ideal Woman
No, she’s not a lean supermodel.
She is a 6’5”, 200 pound WNBA star who has a brilliant mind.
“Gross!”, you say?
That’s my last name, thank you very much.
Why would I want such a woman?
To help me breed my army, that’s why. I want to marry her young and have her start popping out babies every 9 months (sorry, no breaks).… read more “My Ideal Woman”
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Jeremiah Mini-Profile
I went to high school at Cascade Christian High School with Jeremiah. He played basketball there and went on to attend college at Whitworth University. While in physical science class in our freshman year of high school, Ryan Fancher offered him a dollar to stick a piece of wire attached to a christmas light into an electrical socket.… read more “Jeremiah Mini-Profile”
Chris Bowker on a milk carton
Christopher Bowker was one of my friends in high school and he played on the same high school football team as me. Chris and I played tons of mmorpgs (if you don’t know, don’t embarass me by asking) during the summer after our senior year before I left for college. Suddenly, at the end of the summer, Mr.… read more “Chris Bowker on a milk carton”
Nick Fitzer
Nick Fitzer is a rockin’ good guy. Nick currently works in Commercial loans for BMC Capital and has an incredible office with a view on the 42nd floor of the 1 Union Square building.
Andy Meade Mini-Profile
Ahh… what to say about this strangest man.
Andy Meade is an excellent chess player, which is to say he beats me once in a while when he’s having a brain day. Andy Meade also enjoyed sailing until the evil goblins at the WAC took away his license for sailing a boat on the 4th of July after they gave him permission to do so.… read more “Andy Meade Mini-Profile”
Ashley Morgan: The Legendary Amazon
Let me start by stating the obvious: Ashley Morgan is a personal hero of mine. She is one of only two other bloggers I actually link to. That really says something.
Ashley Morgan is a 6’2” bicycling fanatic who has recently completed the 12 steps of AA.
As soon as I can get ahold of her, I would like to interview her as I have Fletch and Jeremy.… read more “Ashley Morgan: The Legendary Amazon”
Shawn Wang Mini-Profile
I met Shawn Wang via Craigslist when I was looking for a roommate. I had to find a place immediately and so I moved in with him and his friend, Jake. Both of them were really chill, nice guys; however, they were pretty messy. Shawn Wang had a sincere appreciation for appointments that were made at 4:20 am sharp- he was a very early riser.… read more “Shawn Wang Mini-Profile”