The current abode of the future King of America. The view is from Google’s Satellite images and shows my apartment and the homeless park nearby. You can see Washington, Main and 6th all in this picture. The graveyard is where I store my bodies after I hack them up in my bathtub. Don’t ask.
For genuine proof that God exists, follow the instructions:
1. Relax and concentrate on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for 30-40 seconds.
2. Then, take a look at a wall near you (smooth, white surface)
3. You will see a circle of light developing.
4. Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see a figure emerge…
Microsoft got ripped off, investing $240 million dollars in Facebook and only getting a 1.6% stake in return. The deal values Facebook at $15 billion. Mark Zuckerberg, the 23 year old owner of a 20% stake, is now worth about three billion dollars. Hot damn, I need to get my own business going at a much faster rate.… read more “Facebook Stake Purchased By Microsoft”
I am in need of a halloween costume. I have been trying to think of some good ideas for halloween costumes, but I can’t decide on anything. Last year, I went as Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain in partnership with Fletch who went as Jake Gyllenhaal. This year Fletcher is going as a 70’s porn star, so I either have to find a new costume partner or go it solo.… read more “Halloween Costume”
While I was lifting last night with Fletcher, Jason Robinett gave me a call and I headed over to his place on 15th. Jason wanted to bake cookies so I accompanied him over to TJ’s where we picked up the ingredients and I got myself a couple of Mahi Mahi steaks. We went back to his place and ate cookie dough and baked the cookies.… read more “Baking Cookies”
Yahoo has a video up today about interoffice romance and has some interesting facts, such as 50% of Americans have had a love interest in their own office.
Hmmm… Xena man?
For a long time now, I have thought that I solved many of my problems during sleep and during college I firmly held the theory that extra sleep the night before a test was more valuable to me getting a good score than was extra study time. Now proof is coming out that my theory wasn’t based just on laziness, but on facts.… read more “Scientists Working on Confirming that Joel Is Always Right”
So look below this post to the one I did on Joel Emoticons. See all of those pics? I got them using them off of my online photo album using this screen print program that just copies a piece of your screen and saves it. Apparently, I didn’t set it up right and not only did it save the images to my desktop, but it printed them.… read more “UUUUUGggghhhhhhh”
I am at work now and the two coworkers in my office play dance and comedy videos nonstop. We just had an extended conversation about the “intersnatch”. Don’t ask.