Next U.S. President: JERRY SPRINGER!

After listening to a very interesting episode of “This American Life”, I have discovered the man who will be your next President… not in 2008, but in 2012.‚  Jerry Springer.

President of the United States of America, Jerry Springer.

Get used to it, Jerry Springer will become the president in one of the biggest landslides in history, especially if John McCain and his fine friend Sarah Palin win in 2008.… read more “Next U.S. President: JERRY SPRINGER!”

Huskies Stink, But WSU Stinks Worse

My Washington Huskies are defeated (as opposed to undefeated) this season at 0-6, but the good news is that our cross-state rivals the Washington State Cougars are even worse.‚  I watched the USC Condoms absolutely trounce the awful Cougs today.‚  USC scored touchdowns on 11 of 13 drives and couuld have scored ten more if they wanted to.‚ … read more “Huskies Stink, But WSU Stinks Worse”

Mail Goggles: Wish It Came Sooner

Google has announced the biggest, best breakthrough in email since the invention of the keyboard: Mail Goggles.‚  It requires email senders to answer 5 math questions in 1 minute late at night on weekends- the equivalent of a Breathalyzer for email.‚  Awesome.‚  I am going to activate this wonderful program immediately!

Too bad they didn’t invent before I sent all those other awful late night emails…