I wish a happy, successful and enlightening 2009 to all of my loyal readers.
To all of my not-so-loyal readers I wish a semi-successful 2009.
To those who do not read my blog I wish an overwhelming desire to begin doing so immediately.
To those who dislike my blog, I wish you a fiery death in the Armageddon that will take place on July 4, 2009 at 7:57 PM.