Recent research conducted has shown that sitting in hot water for 30 or more minutes a week impairs sperm production and motility. This includes sitting in hot tubs or bath water. For non-smokers, if you avoid hot bathwater for six months, your sperm count will increase 500% (though not to previous unaltered levels). The bad news for smokers is that your sperm will not increase much again: smoking is a “gonadotoxic” behavior.… read more “Your bath is killing your babies”
Author: Joel Gross
Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.
Yum
Today at work, they fed us some very good champagne in celebration of receiving our Series B funding from venture capitalists. Muy bien.
Charles Shaw
Charles Shaw, how I love you.
When I am cold, you warm me.
When I am sad, you bring smiles to my face.
Charles, you are the only man who makes me happy,
You’re strong perfumes make me feel so sappy.
You are the only one who willingly goes in the box,
which I guard with big shotguns and locks.… read more “Charles Shaw”
The Boogeyman
Once there was a time, when I was a small boy, that I was afraid of the Boogeyman. When I walked through dark places, I could feel chill fingers crawling up my spine as he watched me. The Boogeyman was waiting and watching for me to slip up so he could pounce and take my soul.… read more “The Boogeyman”
Joshua Gross
Josh is my very fun and mature little 14 year old brother. He’s not so little anymore though- I attached a couple of pics of him below. He has now broken the 6′ barrier and soon will be bigger than Jordan and probably will be bigger than Justin by the time he’s 16. If he starts working out and eating a ton now, he will be a beast when he’s older.… read more “Joshua Gross”
Down with Notre Dame!
Consider the following factoids:
Michigan lost it’s first game to lowly Division 2 Appalachian State.
Michigan lost got killed in it’s second game by Oregon State (decent team).
Michigan murdered Notre Dame 38-0.
Notre Dame has yet to have scored an offensive touchdown this season.
USC has dominated both games it played, rolling up over 300 yards on the ground against #14 Nebraska.… read more “Down with Notre Dame!”
Protected: Welcome to Friday!
Feel bad
After writing that last blog post, I don’t feel so great. Ugh. But I think it was necessary. Who knows, maybe i’ll take it down. I just don’t like having to be hard. 🙁
Randall Gross: A Profile in Cowardice
Note: The person referred to in this blog post is the Randall Gross who resides in Puyallup, WA and works for MultiCare Health system in Tacoma, WA.
The following blog is, as with everything on this website, an opinion of Joel Gross; while facts described are true, the conclusions drawn from those facts are personal, and may not accurately reflect Randall Gross.… read more “Randall Gross: A Profile in Cowardice”
Logic Loses to Passion
In my life I have come across certain situations in which I could see potentially disastrous results of actions before I engaged in them. For instance, when I was in the 4th grade some kid and I had been arguing and calling each other names. He sucker punched me and ran over and stood next to the teacher watching recess for protection.… read more “Logic Loses to Passion”