Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM

Scotch tasting will commence immediately, to be followed by spear fishing in the finest Seattle drinking establishments and finished with spoodling on my bed.

Don’t ask what spoodling is, you aren’t ready to understand.

4th of July is an open celebration for all my friends who wish to join Jeremy, Daniel and I. Prognosticators say that this will be the hottest day and night all summer, so don’t miss out.… read more “Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM”

Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead

Leona Helmsley was a wicked woman while alive and continues to live on in infamy after her death. Leona Helmsley’s husband, Harry Helmsley, was one of the wealthiest men in America and left his fortune to his evil wife. After Harry’s death, Leona Helmsley went off the deep end and treated everyone underneath her like dirt, from the executives that ran her company to the lowest maids who cleaned her house.… read more “Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead”