Author: Joel Gross

Woohoo!

Sitting downtown having a beer outside and watching people walk around. 20% of ALL people are wearing LSU gear. I’ve only seen 3 people wearing UW clothes. Seattle is full of hippies.

I’m at the Virginia Inn pub near Pike Place Market in Seattle and my goal is to help Kenny sell five bracelets by the end of tonight. Personal sales may help my online marketing tactics. The real goal though is to entertain myself.

Today I took my little brother out to breakfast at Lil Jons in Bellevue.

I am in the midst of designing the Recession Warrior website for my friend Kenny. Unfortunately, my green bracelet broke when I was playing with it, however I have repaired it in true Recession Warrior style… With staples.

Missing my planned excursion to the enchantments this weekend due to feeling a bit under the weather. 🙁

Good news for readers of my blog though.

Deep question to ponder today: do fashion models come from flat chested mothers?

Related question: do NFL players have mothers with an average of a c cup or above?