Author: Joel Gross
Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.
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Happiness is…
-a virus. When you have it, you pass it to those around you.
-reading an excellent book while eating popcorn slathered in cock sauce and johnny’s salad elegance.
-not easily discovered in oneself, and not found at all elsewhere.
-not to be found on the summit; instead it is found on the journey.
-not having to commute.… read more “Happiness is…”
Friend in Iran: Secret Code
If you say the first part, you mean the second… so if you say “I walked the dog” it means “I masturbated furiously”.
“The trees are watching me” means “The Iranian secret police followed me home”
“I found a cherry tree” means “I had sex with a hairy Persian virgin”
“A stick poked me” means “I am now involved in the underground gay scene”
“Allah save us all” means “The government is torturing me for my crimes”
“A bounty of joy has come from my conversion to Islam” means “I am laundering cash”
“A bone fell from the sky” means “I went to a wedding and took home three Persian virgins and made sweet love to them for a solid week.… read more “Friend in Iran: Secret Code”
Busy Bee
Sorry I haven’t posted for a while… I am buried in work.
I am trying to prepare a business proposal and mockup website for the TVI before my company’s October 18th board meeting and I have a ton of stuff to do. I also recently had a friend contact me to build a website for him, so I am trying to juggle a lot of responsibilities.
What a turd
Danny Bonaduce (crazy radio host who had a television show about his addiction to steroids) threw a former “Survivor” reality show winner over his back and smashed his face open at a reality show. The guy had a bunch of teeth broken out. Watch the video.
Article
If you are interested, read the article on Randall Gross here.
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Flag football creamage
My flag football team got smashed tonight 40-18. I was feeling really out of it and woke up with this sharp pain in my neck this morning so I can’t turn my head. Needless to say, I played very poorly. I got a couple of sacks and broke up some passes, but I also let their not super-fast QB get around the corner a couple of times and on one my whole team just gave up and he went 40 yards for an untouched touchdown.… read more “Flag football creamage”
USC vs UW
Gametime! I’m going to get some snacks and watch it on my couch. So much better than sitting in stands where you can’t see anything. I may go meet Fletch and some other friends at a bar on Ravenna at halftime though.