Mattel is releasing a new action figure named “Businessman!”. When interviewed as to why Mattel is releasing such a seemingly boring action figure as Businessman, CEO Clark Kent responded, ” In today’s extraordinarily harsh economic environment, it’s important to give the 8-5 peons of the working class and their snotty kids a role model to look up to.”… read more “BusinessMan! New Action Figure From Mattel”
Category: Entertainment
Protected: Marriage Not Required: Non-Marital Sex
Rick Reilly Worships Losing
One of ESPN’s star writers wrote an article recently harshly criticizing Coach Greg Wise of Houston Texas’s Yate’s High School basketball team.
What crime has Coach Greg Wise committed? Has he physically assaulted one of his players (as major college coaches have done)? Has he had inappropriate sexual relations with players or students? Has his players been arrested for drug abuse or committed other crimes?… read more “Rick Reilly Worships Losing”
Funny Video Exemplifying Why Not to Watch the News
The funny clip below is from the Onion, a parody news organization that turns out lots of good content. Levi forwarded me this and I think it is the perfect example of why I don’t watch the news.
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Funny Pool Photo: Don’t Break the Glass!
Check out the funny pool photo below… if you broke that glass you’d be in deep trouble!
Creeper by Chewsen: Funny New Music Video
Creeper is an awesome new song by Chewsen. The funny new music video of their song is embedded below.
The hilariously funny lyrics include:
“The night is now down, the creeper struck out. He says that SHOULD SHOW HER! HAAHHA…”
“Watch out baby watch out, watch out! I’ve been a creeper for years”
“If you think it’s bad now wait until I drink seven fuckin beers”… read more “Creeper by Chewsen: Funny New Music Video”
Change Privacy Laws to Stop Child Abuse & Spam & Criminals
Five minutes ago a spammer posted a comment on my site entitled “Mom-Son Incest Videos”. I regularly get comments like this on my website that I have to delete. Privacy provides the protective umbrella that allows spammers to operate on the internet with impunity and shields the child molestors who make videos like this from justice.… read more “Change Privacy Laws to Stop Child Abuse & Spam & Criminals”
Privacy Versus Alone Time
As the War on Privacy continues, it is important to note that the enemy here is only privacy; not alone time. Alone time is very much a separate principle. Privacy means hiding what you are doing from other people, alone time is just spending time by yourself. If people know you are by yourself you do not have privacy, but you do have alone time. … read more “Privacy Versus Alone Time”
BPN DECLARES WAR ON PRIVACY
Our modern age of ignorance has brought about the most powerful government the world has ever known declaring war on a tactic (terrorism). Privacy is a principle and as such is much more natural to have war declared on it. Throughout history governments and peoples have declared war on the basis of principles such as greed, socialism, religion.… read more “BPN DECLARES WAR ON PRIVACY”
Ban Privacy Now: Powerful New Organization
Today is a grand day… I am officially founding the “Ban Privacy Now!” organization.
As the President, CFO, leading advocate and only member of Ban Privacy Now (BPN) I am proud to announce that our sole purpose will be the outing of child molestors and their nefarious advocates (pro privacy organizations) everywhere and eliminating laws that support privacy online and offline.… read more “Ban Privacy Now: Powerful New Organization”