Category: Entertainment

 

Danny Bonaduce (crazy radio host who had a television show about his addiction to steroids) threw a former “Survivor” reality show winner over his back and smashed his face open at a reality show. The guy had a bunch of teeth broken out. Watch the video.

-The Department of Homeland Security has been working hard to make sure YOU are safe! Yesterday, 3 Mexican minors who had been arrested near the border on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole the patrol vehicle… while handcuffed. Incompetence at its best.

–Mouth to Mouth Assault… how romantic.

-Apparently I should be a swimmer or a rower and give up on cycling.… read more “Important Breaking News”

Charles Shaw, how I love you.

When I am cold, you warm me.
When I am sad, you bring smiles to my face.

Charles, you are the only man who makes me happy,
You’re strong perfumes make me feel so sappy.

You are the only one who willingly goes in the box,
which I guard with big shotguns and locks.… read more “Charles Shaw”

Once there was a time, when I was a small boy, that I was afraid of the Boogeyman. When I walked through dark places, I could feel chill fingers crawling up my spine as he watched me. The Boogeyman was waiting and watching for me to slip up so he could pounce and take my soul.… read more “The Boogeyman”

Having an affair offline is a horrible, awful thing to do. But what about an affair online? MSNBC posted an article on people who have affairs online with people they’ve never met and the resulting divorces. Crazy shit. Who the hell gets on World of Warcraft and after hacking down a couple of monsters, gets married?

Hollywood has run out of ideas for good new movies, so now it primarily does remakes and sequels… Here are some I would like to see:

-301: The Vengeance- Instead of having 300 Greeks kick the living crap out of millions of Persians, we give 300 Persians the opportunity to attempt an assault on one large grapefruit.… read more “Ideas for Hollywood Sequels”