Every year I dread Christmas.
Why?
Mandatory gift giving. I absolutely hate being forced to give gifts people don’t like or pretending to be happy about receiving gifts that I don’t really want or need.
Don’t get me wrong: Christmas is one of my favorite holidays. I love the food, trees, decorations, spirit, and even the music. … read more “The Grinch Returns”
A man killed 4 Lakewood cops yesterday and apparently tried to hide out at his house in Leschi afterwards, just a few blocks away from Taras house. Police surrounded the house and raided it, but the killer wasn’t there. They are currently searching the surrounding area.
Frida (taras dog) and I are hiding out under the bed covers lol.… read more “Cop Killer May Be Blocks Away”
Tara and I were walking around downtown Olympia when we saw two blue uniformed police officers walking towards us. The black cop stopped me and asked, “How tall are you?”
“6’6”
“Sir, would you mind dating a girl who is just a bit taller? It’s not fair to the rest of us!”
A while back I did several posts on the national debt situation in America. I haven’t done any since, not because the problem was resolved but because the problem only has gotten much worse.
America is like a foolish 18 year old girl who loves MySpace and her dog, but doesn’t understand the concepts of fiscal responsibility or basic debt management.… read more “National Debt Situation”
I am staying with my girlfriend Tara in Seattle and driving her car from place to place. Unfortunately I am significantly too big for this car: my head almost pokes up through the sun roof and even with the seat all the way back my knees touch the dash.
The Scion is a damned clown car.… read more “Big Man, Little Car: Riding in a Scion”
7 funny complaints about the world in general:
As a fresh LA transplant, I have discovered Seattles traffic is much worse than the traffic in LA. Los Angeles is just a much larger city so it still takes longer to get somewhere. But to travel 2 miles through Seattle takes two or three times as long as travelling 2 miles in LA does.
Check out the crazy video below of a kite surfer jumping a pier. Looks incredibly dangerous, but kind of makes me want to take up the sport. Look how high he goes!
Fascinating video on what to do with enemy combatants.
… read more “Video of Attorney General Being Talked to by Lindsay Graham”
A large group of my friends and I are going to Las Vegas for New Years Eve. We will be staying at the Sahara on December 31st and January 1st. Las Vegas is a somewhat creepy city- basically a giant garish bar- but that is exactly why it will be a super fun place to be on New Years Eve.… read more “Las Vegas for New Years Eve!”