7 funny complaints about the world in general:
- The majority of the global population believes in creationism, which would be hilarious if it wasn’t so scary.
- Sex, one of the greatest pleasures ever, brings the risk of little creatures nesting in your pubes and feasting on your privates.
- We spend years and years working under incompetent idiot bosses who have no lives outside of work until our souls are broken and we finally become what we hated.
- Communism was defeated in other countries after much misery to billions of people, but now we are bringing it to America.
- Marriage, a fine institution meant to glorify love and cement loyalty, often is just an excuse to put on 30 pounds, be lazy, and stop having sex.
- Fat people. When your only non-motorized form of transport is waddling, you need to be put in a hard labor camp.
- Hair. People spend far more time cutting, combing, gelling, spraying, flattening, curling, fluffing, picking, brushing, plucking, and shaving hair then is spent attempting to cure cancer, AIDs, and heart disease combined.