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I received an email from the Black Rooster yesterday telling me his little brother is going to start UK’s first fraternity and asking me if I could remember any rules from my time in a frat. Being a good-natured fraternity man, I helped him out by sending him the following 12 rules of a fraternity.
12 Frat Rules:
Purchase Hollister hemp choker necklaces and distribute to all members
Find five fat girls to show up to every party, and even on nights when nothing happens
Purchase detergent soap and distribute to all members to wash sharpie off skin
Find a silly event in the ancient past to base your fraternity’s morals on so that you can haze freshmen more easily
Recruit one smart guy to cheat off when necessary
Stick with one race of guys, though make sure to have at least one token guy of another race to prevent judgements of racism
Find one douchey guy willing to be President and take the heat when the police bust the party
Grow a beer gut by your fourth year
Provide group showers for ample ogling activities and occasional rape/”hazing” opportunities
Learn to chew
Recruit at least one meathead to back members up in fights
Build your fraternity house like a hospital so it is easy to hose out the puke, spilled booze, blood and trash on a weekly basis.