Our modern age of ignorance has brought about the most powerful government the world has ever known declaring war on a tactic (terrorism). Privacy is a principle and as such is much more natural to have war declared on it. Throughout history governments and peoples have declared war on the basis of principles such as greed, socialism, religion.
As the solemnly self-appointed leader of Ban Privacy Now, and in the name of good & decent human beings everywhere I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON PRIVACY.
Privacy advocates everywhere should flee in terror before the wrath of the powerful Ban Privacy Now movement. The time has come to unearth all of your dastardly deeds: no more touching children in appropriately, no more crying about tracking software, no more cheating on your wife.