Today, the legendary Evel Knievel died of heart problems. He was 69.
A great man has passed away and everyone needs to remember his incredible feats. Who has accomplished more for mankind than the man who tried to jump the Grand Canyon with a rocket-propelled motorcycle? Who has loved life more than the man who laid it all on the line for that wonderful jolt of adrenaline most of us get from driving in traffic?
I think we should all have a few beers for Evel Knievel tonight and go do some wild stunts in his memory.
Remember the fallen.
I previously wrote a witty comment at Joel’s request, but it was deemed to risque because it might preclude his getting laid in the near future.
Therefore, let me say that a fitting stunt to honor Knievel’s death would be to voyage on a sexual journey while mobile, like you may or may not have done in the past.
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