Ike Turner, the famous R&B singer and purported father of rock, died recently of extreme “cocaine toxicity”. What a way to go. Ike Turner was 76 years old and decided that he was going to go out in a big way.
I think that when I get to be around that age, I may do something similar. Load up on a bunch of heroin and cocaine and scotch and let my high carry me up to heaven. I will make myself a Viking raft and put it in my big pool behind my mansion and light up. Maybe videotape it and have it autoupload to my blog. YouTube sensation baby! 😉
Anyways, check out the madman Ike Turner below (click to enlarge).
