Vacation Update

  • Amber was graced by the presence of the Crew and Trent threw the most ridiculous lines heard in history like spears at poor melons.
  • 4 lbs of oysters per person were eaten on the 4th of July.
  • Beer was imbibed under the bridge, bicycles from a homeless man was ridden and the Sea Sound Lounge was conquered.
  • Trent pepper sprayed Frodo, Frodo underwent the worst pain of his life for an hour.
  • Plato lost his reason and found himself locked out of his apartment naked.
  • Joel was safe, sound & smart as always.
  • Campagne, one of the finest restaurants in Seattle, closed the doors when we came in and we drank fine drinks at the bar for several hours.

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Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.