Blood in My Stool?

After doing my business this morning, I turned around and there appeared to be blood actually in the toilet. Concerning.

At work later in the day I sent another letter to the President and turned around and saw a lot of blood… Very concerning. However, upon closer inspection, I realized that the color was a little bit wrong- it was more of a purply-pink than deep red.

The answer? I had forgotten I’d eaten a bunch of beets last night at dinner with Ben.

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Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.

3 thoughts on “Blood in My Stool?”

  1. Future employers are going to think you are nut-so, lacking any sort of self-restraint or tact.

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