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I’m at the Virginia Inn pub near Pike Place Market in Seattle and my goal is to help Kenny sell five bracelets by the end of tonight. Personal sales may help my online marketing tactics. The real goal though is to entertain myself.

Today I took my little brother out to breakfast at Lil Jons in Bellevue.

 

 

I am in the midst of designing the Recession Warrior website for my friend Kenny. Unfortunately, my green bracelet broke when I was playing with it, however I have repaired it in true Recession Warrior style… With staples.

 

Missing my planned excursion to the enchantments this weekend due to feeling a bit under the weather. 🙁

Good news for readers of my blog though.

Deep question to ponder today: do fashion models come from flat chested mothers?

Related question: do NFL players have mothers with an average of a c cup or above?

Are you one of those people who gets caught up in every new fad?

Did you own a phone covered in fake jewelry as a teenager?

Have you ever used the word “Hella”?

Do you work in marketing/tech?

If you answered yes to 3 of the 4 questions above, then you are certainly a huge Twitter fan.… read more “Go Twuck Yourself”

Failure. Movie kinda sucks.