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Wow. Watch this.

… read more “Sensual Stretching for 8th Graders”

Some jerk at a Queens of the Stone Age concert threw something at the band and the lead singer Josh Homme rips him a new one. Seems a little bit dangerous though for Josh Homme to incite a crowd like that. Scary.

… read more “Queens of the Stone Age leader Josh Homme Rips Jerk”

Psycho driving a public bus loses control and crashes it in this video. The only dude on the bus immediately wants to be let off lol.

… read more “Terrible Public Bus Driver”

How come guys who take pictures of themselves in real life double-wielding guns are never macho men like Arnold Schwarzennegger in the movies? Every pictures I have run across of a guy holding his guns looks like he lost his job cleaning Port-O-Potties because he would peep on the people in them. Someone needs to tell this bald loser to get a life.… read more “Creepy Molestor with Guns”

Interesting time-lapse video of ants quickly devouring a dead gecko. If only people worked as hard as these tiny ants… we could eat many dead geckos.

Anyone else feeling hungry after watching the ants munch on that dead gecko? I wonder how tasty Gecko is? Hmm… read more “Ants Munching on Dead Gecko”

Jeremy gets into town tonight, meaning the mutual lovefest will start soon. We go back and forth telling each other how great we are until our heads are so big they explode.

Magical.

Here are some of the reasons that I say you Vote for Nobody this election season. I recommend you see my King of America post on voting for more information.

Who is with me on voting for Nobody? Who is against?

Scotch tasting will commence immediately, to be followed by spear fishing in the finest Seattle drinking establishments and finished with spoodling on my bed.

Don’t ask what spoodling is, you aren’t ready to understand.

4th of July is an open celebration for all my friends who wish to join Jeremy, Daniel and I. Prognosticators say that this will be the hottest day and night all summer, so don’t miss out.… read more “Jeremy Arrives Tomorrow @ 11 PM”

Leona Helmsley was a wicked woman while alive and continues to live on in infamy after her death. Leona Helmsley’s husband, Harry Helmsley, was one of the wealthiest men in America and left his fortune to his evil wife. After Harry’s death, Leona Helmsley went off the deep end and treated everyone underneath her like dirt, from the executives that ran her company to the lowest maids who cleaned her house.… read more “Leona Helmsley: The Evil Dead”

Talking on the cell phone while driving is now illegal in Washington State as of today. Anyone caught doing it will be fined $124. Talking on the cell phone while driving will be considered a secondary offense though, meaning that the police must find another reason to pull you over first if they want to ticket you.