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Demotivational Posters– I love these. If I had a million dollars, I’d decorate my entire home with them.

Cop threatens dude with made up charges and is caught on camera. He is now a Youtube sensation. Power trips come back and bite you in the ass.

 

If you say the first part, you mean the second… so if you say “I walked the dog” it means “I masturbated furiously”.

“The trees are watching me” means “The Iranian secret police followed me home”

“I found a cherry tree” means “I had sex with a hairy Persian virgin”

“A stick poked me” means “I am now involved in the underground gay scene”

“Allah save us all” means “The government is torturing me for my crimes”

“A bounty of joy has come from my conversion to Islam” means “I am laundering cash”

“A bone fell from the sky” means “I went to a wedding and took home three Persian virgins and made sweet love to them for a solid week.… read more “Friend in Iran: Secret Code”

If you are interested, read the article on Randall Gross here.

Today at work, they fed us some very good champagne in celebration of receiving our Series B funding from venture capitalists. Muy bien.

After writing that last blog post, I don’t feel so great. Ugh. But I think it was necessary. Who knows, maybe i’ll take it down. I just don’t like having to be hard. 🙁

I have created a new subdomain on my website: psychology.joelx.com

It sucks right now, please don’t bother yourself visiting it. All of my best stuff will always be on joelx.com or joelx.com

There are notes from Sexuality class.

I also have a section on Biology.

A book discussion is also in place for something about a book that was read a while back.… read more “New Subdomain”