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I read an interesting theory that claims that there is a near mathematical certainty that you are a computer simulation. Many scientists believe that computing power, based on current trends of increases in processing power, in 50 years we will have a computer capable of running simulations of an entire virtual world inhabited by virtual people with fully developed virtual nervous systems.… read more “Math says you are in the Matrix”

The Bush Administration is debating labelling Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps a terrorist organization. The war on terror is ridiculous bullshit.. you can’t have war on a tactic. I think our government is finally starting to admit that this war is more about religion than anything else. I thought terrorists were people who use violence and fear to create mayhem and achieve their objectives while disguised as civilians.… read more “Holy Shinolie”

 

What Star Trek Race Are You?

 

You’re a Klingon! Strong and self-confident, you are a warrior through and through.
Take this quiz!

No, she’s not a lean supermodel.

She is a 6’5”, 200 pound WNBA star who has a brilliant mind.

“Gross!”, you say?

That’s my last name, thank you very much.

Why would I want such a woman?

To help me breed my army, that’s why. I want to marry her young and have her start popping out babies every 9 months (sorry, no breaks).… read more “My Ideal Woman”

No, I’m not rooting for a massive ecological disaster… but a little one might be nice. On the advice of a certain unnamed friend, I purchased a LOT of stock in various companies that clean up after hurricanes. His advice has made me money in the past, but the lack of hurricanes this year is KILLING them… I am now over $5,000 down from where I was a mere three months ago.… read more “I WANT A HURRICANE!!!!!”

Paris Hilton loses her inheritance. Unfortunately, she keeps her life.

Woman wins toyYoda. hahhaha- i think the manager was me.

Excellent advisory warning.

This boy has melons where his testicles should be.

Plato and I had a bit of a rough night out on Friday night and so yesterday we didn’t feel like doing much. After our workout in the afternoon, we went and had dinner at Cedar’s followed by a viewing of The Simpson’s movie at the Metro. The Simpson’s movie was exactly like the show, but stretched out over an hour and a half… decent hangover entertainment.… read more “Plato Interview”

Last August, I had a brilliant idea. I rarely call my own ideas brilliant, but I think that this one will be truly revolutionary for online public relations and reputation management. I call it the “TruV1ew 1ndex”, after one of my company’s two main products.

A little background: I work for Vis. Tech. on the TruV1ew team as a business analyst.… read more “TVI”

A scumbag preacher from Ghana just got caught having an stage magic device that he used to trick people into believing that they had experienced a “miracle”. It gives an electric shock or can charge a spoon or make a light bulb seem to magically turn on and off. Apparently, there is a lot of churches popping up through Africa that claim they can cure AIDS.… read more “Yet another preacher exposed for fraud.”