The following funny Christianity demotivational poster really cracked me up.‚ Don’t you just hate it when people throw a little bit of life on cheesy crazy beliefs?
The Christian Motivation poster above is pretty neat. I have a ton more motivational posters on my site though (click the links below).
Well, I can say that the poster pretty much offends me.
Here’s a great idea for a poster – instead of reading the New Testament and actually knowing anything about Christianity, just go by what your peeps say instead! Oh, wait – you already did that…
Yeah,I can pretty much say that poster was hillarious.
is this or is this not true?
answer: it is true that this is not true.
derpa derpa cosmic carpet ride
haha silly religious people
Christians – OMG, I are offended that what we present to the world are made fun of, WTFLOL?
Seriously, if this offends you, try representing your religion a little better. You’re better than Scientology. But not by much.
This is great. I’ve read the Bible front to back, word for word. This is a highly accurate poster.
Open your fucking minds, Christians, you’re absolutely delusional.
LOL!!! I was raised Pentecostal for the first 15 yrs of my 31 yrs. Switched to Baptism, tried out Methodism. None of them add up. I’m sorry but they don’t. Translated by priests working for an ENGLISH king. Helloooo!?! LOL!! This is great! Love it!
This is brilliant, only a LAMB would be offended. Religion unfortunately nowadays is the root of all evil. I agree wakey wakey lambs!!!!
p.s. Forgot to mention I,m a christian haha forced onto me at birth JEDI by nature.
its a poster guys, get the fuck over it…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Can I but a full sized one of these???
yeah some people just need to grow up and realize they need to live for something
All right, I’m a Christian but I get this humor and really, it can be seen this way. Any other religion presented this way can be, so, no need to be offended if you are sure in what you believe.
Forgot to tell, this one made me laugh real hard xD
the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.”
that is what it says. However,
1. zombies are reanimated dead bodies. Jesus had a glorified body and was not dead. he came back to life, not unlife. telepathic, partially true. it has to do with faith and your heart attitude. rib-woman, accurate. evil force? it’s not an evil force. it’s your crimes against a Righteous and Holy God. and it’s Forgiving, not removing. magical tree? it was the tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. you eat the tree, you get the knowledge. that was the rules of the tree. not magical, per say. magic is merely anything unexplained by science.
I’m a faithful Catholic and I still found this a little funny. If you can’t take this kind of stuff in stride then your faith is pretty weak and/or you’re overly concerned with others. Just like the new movie “the invention of lying”, it was a funny movie, and you have to just see it for what it is, entertainment, not facts.
Yeaaaaaaaaa, fuck you all who are offended.
Open your minds, open your ears, open your eyes, look at history!! half of the bible is just recopied greek myth.
It’s all the same bullshit, God, Zeus.. Thor… etc..
I don’t believe in anything as we are just highly competitive mammals occupying such a tiny time-line if you put it in perspective. Even global warming and fossil fuel burning has little meaning long term, as most minerals we once organic life…. and in 200 million years what live today could be fossil fuels too.
Im not christian but if you can appreciate the psychological benefits some people need to feel that their life has purpose then belief is great. It is those people who do not need this reassurance that corrupt, manipulate and influence religions. Beside Christianity would not have spread so far and wide if, in the dark and middle ages, ‘pray’ had not gained monetary value.
Donations to churches can not buy you a ‘stairway heaven’, but the power psychology can have on a person, as we know now, can truly make you feel fulfilled. What we know as counseling and therapy for centuries was known as ‘faith’.
I wish I could believe we were any more than blip in earths history, but I cant get past the logic…… fuck that was a rant and a half! 🙂 I like to hear others opinions.
Lawl.