Gatorade Bottle Ideas

I feel like a wild Indian, finding many uses for standard products that surround me. Except instead of using buffalo eyeballs as tampons, I find new uses for Gatorade bottles. For the last few years I have used Gatorade not only for it’s wonderfully tasty sports-enhancement product, but also for the bottles this nectar of the gods comes in. I use the bottles as protein shakers, water bottles, urine containers (only once on a road trip; it’s not like my apartment has a mountain of piss filled bottles sitting in the living room, freak) and super-sized booze flasks. In honor of Gatorade, I invite commenters to come up with further uses for this ingenious liquid and it’s wonderful container.

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Joel Gross

Joel Gross is the CEO of Coalition Technologies.

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