I think that this story fits under the category of Darwin Awards… A man in Switzerland had been out at a disco until late at night and when he and his friends got home, he suggested a spitting contest. The man decided he was going to go for it with gusto and went inside his hotel room and charged out onto his balcony so he could hack his loogey the furthest. Unfortunately, he forgot to stop and immediately plunged 30 feet to his death. What a genius.