Recent research conducted has shown that sitting in hot water for 30 or more minutes a week impairs sperm production and motility. This includes sitting in hot tubs or bath water. For non-smokers, if you avoid hot bathwater for six months, your sperm count will increase 500% (though not to previous unaltered levels). The bad news for smokers is that your sperm will not increase much again: smoking is a “gonadotoxic” behavior. I’ll let you ruminate on that word. “Gonadotoxic” hahhaha. I’m still a 12 year old at heart.
Plato, get out of your claw foot bathtub before future Findley’s die.