Joel Gross - Silly Personal Statement
I have always pushed myself to get better at everything I do. Many times I run into road blocks and occasionally stop to rest against them before I make the next jump, but I always do make that next leap. I want to succeed in everything I care about and have worked hard to mold myself into the man that I am today. I am the first person in my family to graduate from college and have tried to boost those around me to achieve as well. Two of my brothers, Jordan and Justin, currently are enrolled at the University of Washington and we are all hoping that the youngest brother, Josh, will use us as a leaping off point to do even better. Joel Gross obviously enjoys hopping, leaping and jumping.
Please do not think down on me for speaking in the third person across this website and other properties I own- I'm really not that cocky, I recently was curious to see if I could make my site show up for my name - Joel Gross -in the various search engines. The author Joel Gross currently dominates the space, but I want my piece.
Facts about Joel Gross
-Born 1984 in South Dakota
-6'5',' 220 lbs
-Loves scallops
-Eats more food than anyone
-Sleeps in a nuclear missile
-Hates laundry
-Named Joel Gross
-Read more books than anyone
-War wound, can't smile
-UW biz degree: finance
-Frat guy for a year
-Dormie for a year
-Homeless for a lifetime
-Enjoys beef jerky
-Loves all things web.
-Can be bribed with sex
-Wants to go hang-gliding
-Speaks with a voice of thunder
-Probably smarter than you
-Still would like to meet you
