Category: Advice

Yes, it’s true.‚  America has elected it’s first black President of the United States of America in Barack Obama.‚  Congratulations to Barack Obama on his win and I recommend that he follows some of the amazing advice to be found on this blog.

I think Barack Obama is the better man for the job of President of the United States, but unfortunately/fortunately (depending on your view) he won’t have much say in how our country is actually run.‚ … read more “President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama”

Or you will learn your lesson the hard way, like the guy below:

A prestigious law professor makes a great argument for why you should NEVER, under ANY circumstances, speak to the police about ANYTHING! He discusses the fact that there are over 10,000 different laws, many of which no one has any ideas that they are actually illegal and by talking to the police you can eventually have some of your statements come back and bite you hard.… read more “Great Video: NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!!!”

Who was the crazy person who stuck around to take this photo?!?!? Geez.

If I saw a giant tornado like this coming at me, I would run!

Lately, I started asking myself, what is the formula for the way I choose keywords to optimize for on an existing page? To help people understand this concept better, I have written out an example. The actual equations are bolded, but this analysis should be read normally or you will miss important pieces of information.

I retrieve all of the search engine keyword ranking data, for example I rank in the 7th position for keyword Bake and in the 3rd position for keyword Able.… read more “How To Determine Which Keywords To Optimize on Existing Page”

I bet the guy in this picture regrets double parking his car. Read the note left on his car after he was spotted double parking.

A significant issue has arisen with Flashplayer (video player for Youtube.com, Funnyordie.com and many others) in Firefox… many videos that I have tried playing at home and at work recently have not worked. The whole video loads and I can move the cursor to any point in the video, but the video has no sound and quits playing after only a few seconds.… read more “Firefox: No Sound in Videos, Videos Stop Playing After A Few Seconds”

You think that rebate check is free money, right? Wrong.

The government takes money from the public with one hand (the IRS) and gives it back with the other (Congress)… unfortunately it also takes a healthy cut of that money in the process.
Don’t spend all your own money in one place.

I am not a fan at all of MSN.com publications. MSN.com is the default page for Internet Explorer to go to and also is one of the gateways to using Microsoft’s Live search engine. The problem is that most of the article’s seem to be targeted at the lowest common denominator of people and are not thoroughly researched and thought out.… read more “MSN.com Garbage Tabloid Publication”

Have you ever asked yourself, “How likely am I to die of suicide?”, “How likely is it that I will die in a flood or a fire?”, “How likely am I to die of cancer?” “What are the odds of me dying of heart disease?” “What are the odds of dying of alcohol poisoning?” If you are the morbid person wondering all of these things, look no further- the answer to all of these questions on the odds of dying are below.… read more “Odds & Chances of Dying”