Walrus Mating at Seaworld

A group of visitors including myself watch walrus mating at Seaworld in San Diego, CA. The only animal activity more entertaining to watch than walrus sex is when they actually fight each other.

Cover your children’s eyes before they watch this video- the walrus has a monstrous five foot long penis. Pretty crazy watching a creature that weighs nearly a ton trying to mate.… read more “Walrus Mating at Seaworld”

Weekend Quotes

Quotes from a weekend with three ridiculous human beings

A death fight between a human and a human or a human and an animal would be a very decadent experience. I would pay thousands of dollars to see that.

I miss my dogs more than my wife

How the fuck should i know? Repeated after every question

I want to dig for gemstones before I die

I might live another 20 years an never see a bird like that again