Category: Joel

There she is in all of her abundant and glorious beauty. My ideal woman. EEEEEEEEEiiiiirresistible!!!!

The only time that people get together and express their feelings about a person is after that person has passed away. When that happens, people always sob about how they should’ve told the person sooner about how much they cared about them. Therefore, before I die, I’m going to tell myself how much I love me and what a freakin’ great guy I am.… read more “Eulogy of Joel”

I decided to wear all black to work today. I have black cords, a black T-shirt, black shoes and even black socks. The black clothing coordinates well with my black heart. I feel like I’m Batman. Nah na na na… BATMAN!