Pretty funny take on Bill O’Reilly. Enjoy.
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My Midgety Grandmother
Below is a photo of me and my favorite person, Bestemor (norwegian for grandma):
She’s not really a midget- she’s about average height for a woman (5’4”).‚ I’m just freakishly large (6’5”)
Michael Hesemar Stands Trial March 3, 2009 In Fred Stephens Murder
How the Large Hadron Collider Operates
The Large Hadron Collider is a massive multibillion dollar installation built for testing quantum physics theories. The video below is an explanation of how it operates.
Crazy Window Washer Risks Life At My Office
A crazy window washer was 30 feet up in the air on the end of a ladder with no ropes or security measures last week.‚ My coworkers and I couldn’t figure out what this guy was thinking.‚ What if someone tripped and fell into his ladder or he slipped?‚ Geez.
Huskies Stink, But WSU Stinks Worse
My Washington Huskies are defeated (as opposed to undefeated) this season at 0-6, but the good news is that our cross-state rivals the Washington State Cougars are even worse.‚ I watched the USC Condoms absolutely trounce the awful Cougs today.‚ USC scored touchdowns on 11 of 13 drives and couuld have scored ten more if they wanted to.‚ … read more “Huskies Stink, But WSU Stinks Worse”
Mail Goggles: Wish It Came Sooner
Google has announced the biggest, best breakthrough in email since the invention of the keyboard: Mail Goggles.‚ It requires email senders to answer 5 math questions in 1 minute late at night on weekends- the equivalent of a Breathalyzer for email.‚ Awesome.‚ I am going to activate this wonderful program immediately!
Too bad they didn’t invent before I sent all those other awful late night emails…
Monkey Pulling Dogs Tail
Bailout Increasing in Size, Scope
The day we all feared has arrived.‚ The government has begun to directly intervene in the markets, buying $250 billion worth of stock in 9 banks.‚ Emperor Paulson has said that the government will end up taking up to a $2.25 TRILLION stake in various companies and formerly free market assets.
The bad news is that there has been many reports that the friendly bailout offered by the government to some of these banks wasn’t so friendly.‚ … read more “Bailout Increasing in Size, Scope”
MythBusters Not Allowed to Discuss RFID
Interesting video from the guy at Mythbusters discussing how he is not allowed to air an episode on RFID.
Apparently the chief legal counsels for a bunch of big companies got on a conference call and laid down the law to Mythbusters.… read more “MythBusters Not Allowed to Discuss RFID”