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If two poor friends go to a bar, both of them should buy booze equally.

If two rich friends go to a bar, both should buy beer in equal parts.

What happens when a poor friend and a rich friend go to a bar?

My hair is gone.‚  All of it.

I found a nice electric hair clipper in my new house and decided I should have a new haircut for summer.‚  I was planning on going short, but I didn’t realize it would cut it THIS short lol.

Frightening video of me taken accidentally (I was trying to take pictures and didn’t realize my camera was in video mode):

I thought about stopping with this haircut, but thought my employer may be unhappy with such a decision:

Here’s another:

Crazy photo of me:

Funny female version of the jizz in my pants video… “Puke in my Mouth!”

… read more “Puked In My Mouth- Jizz In My Pants Response Video”

Entertaining video of the Jersey folk.
… read more “Jersey People”

Will Joel follow?

Not everyone in graphic t-shirts are douche bags, but the majority certainly are.

This week has flown by since I have been sick.‚  If I hear one more damned joke about swine flu though I’m going to lose my mind.‚  I’m not sure what it is: I have a cough, a runny nose, a bit of a fever and I feel tired all the time.‚  Last time I had something like this it turned into pneumonia and I couldn’t walk down the street.‚ … read more “Sick”

Not only am I sick, but I just had 4 fillings done. ‚ Sitting here at work with a numb face and hoping no one wants to talk to me. ‚ If they do, I will slur like the Sloth lol.

If you have run into any errors on my blog in the last few days, please post a comment below… I know it was down this morning. ‚ I think my traffic is overtaxing my current server configuration. ‚ My site has been going down occasionally during high traffic periods over the month or so. ‚ I have been trying to avoid having to upgrade to cloud hosting for $100 + a month, but I may need to make the switch now.

I had a little too much fun this weekend and didn’t perform well in the game tonight.‚  Dropped a couple balls and tipped another for an interception.‚  Garbage.