Christopher Bowker was one of my friends in high school and he played on the same high school football team as me. Chris and I played tons of mmorpgs (if you don’t know, don’t embarass me by asking) during the summer after our senior year before I left for college. Suddenly, at the end of the summer, Mr. Bowker just disappeared. I miss my dear sweet Chris and would love to hear from him at some point. Rumors have told me he moved to Texas and became a gimp in a dungeon of a giant hairy ogre, but I don’t believe those to be true. Chris Bowker, where are you?