Go Twuck Yourself

Are you one of those people who gets caught up in every new fad?

Did you own a phone covered in fake jewelry as a teenager?

Have you ever used the word “Hella”?

Do you work in marketing/tech?

If you answered yes to 3 of the 4 questions above, then you are certainly a huge Twitter fan. You love to invent new terms based on “tw”, like tweetup and twestival. To you I only have one statement:

GO TWUCK YOURSELF.

Twitter has value as a way of sharing interesting content, talking casually to large groups, and keeping up with trends. I am burned out though on fanboys who think it is the next coming of Christ and constantly try to come up with clever little sayings and words. Next person to create a new “tw” word should get punched in the face by human decency.