Five minutes ago a spammer posted a comment on my site entitled “Mom-Son Incest Videos”. I regularly get comments like this on my website that I have to delete. Privacy provides the protective umbrella that allows spammers to operate on the internet with impunity and shields the child molestors who make videos like this from justice.
Privacy laws prevent the bright eyes of love & justice from peering into the dark depraved corners of criminals:
- Eliminating online privacy laws would stop 99.9% of spam overnight: people can’t spam when everyone else knows who they are.
- Eliminating offline privacy laws would keep hicks from breeding with their unwilling daughters
- Eliminating all privacy laws would bring the vast majority of crime to a screeching halt. It’s hard to con people out of their money when a simple Google search reveals their past crimes. Crimes of assault, theft, and murder would also be either quickly punished or prevented by banning privacy.
Privacy is evil. Supporting privacy is evil or ignorant. Which are you?